I hereby decree

by David LeMieux

 

I hereby decree that the following rules shall be in effect immediately.


  • If you want to be a tough guy with a questionable past you have to carry a worn picture of your family or offspring.

  • "Hot" girls will no longer carry their lunches in Victoria Secret bags. (inspired by Penston)

  • Or get your degree shall be the last item on every bulleted list.

 

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