by David LeMieux
I try to be a time-conscience, eco-friendly, on-time kind of a guy, but I can't seem to avoid taking longer-than-needed showers. I realize that no-one but me needs to know this, but I don't care. It is time for another segment of things you didn't need to know.
This is a conversation I have with myself almost every morning:
Me: I am going to just take a quick shower.
(turns on shower, feels how nice it is, takes too long)
Me: Oh no! I took too long again!
Somewhere between having that thought and turning the water handle (about 0.5 seconds) I get so distracted that I forget my goal. Maybe I should write it on the shower wall with a dry erase marker.
-And this concludes another segment of things you didn't need to know.